This isn’t even the best clip but Vulture made my life easy so there you go. Seriously, greatest (and most painful to watch) Jeopardy! contestant of all time. Seriously.

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The Shins, Australia (Peter, Bjorn & John Remix)

The best remix of the best Shins song.

Glorious.

This is fascinating and horrifying all at once.

“I licked it and it tasted good.”

I mean, it was really only a matter of time…

Perfect material to end my work day. Hope it does the same for you.

I love jukeboxes. I wrote about it.

Just ate a red bell pepper like it was an apple.

Reminded me of something…

I spend all day at work from 9am until 5:30pm glued to my computer, trolling the internet for my editors. Then I come home, put on sweatpants and…turn on my computer to see what happened on the internet when I was on the subway for 45 minutes.

Kill me.

Revamped my Fantasy Team yesterday after a very disappointing month of injuries and slumps. Here’s hoping I can work my way back from 7/10.

I’m looking at you, Adam Dunn.

duh.

h/t to Amy Dannenmueller

Patrick Stewart Alphabet (via ramltfaw)